Social media jokes
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
Face reveal <3
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Like if you know someone is emo.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
This post will get no comments or likes.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
20 likes by just cheese.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.