So Fat jokes
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.