So Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"