Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
So Fat Jokes
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.