So Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.