So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.