So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.