So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"