So Fat

So Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Weight

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Mom

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.