Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"π
So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mother is so fat, she doesnβt need...
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
