So Fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.