So Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!