So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.