So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!