So Fat jokes

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!