So Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.