So Fat jokes

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.