My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
A Heavy Leader
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is that she's so massive she literally distorts spacetime like a celestial body. You're probably stuck in her orbit right now because you're too dense to walk away. Based facts.
Comments (50)
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@11bree11
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mhm?
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guess what
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whaat
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wow
11Bree11
im happy for you
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rlly
11Bree11
ye
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u seem so unhappy
11Bree11
nah im just multitasking
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ohh ok
11Bree11
yea
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im a lil worried shes an alt
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like not because she acts like one
11Bree11
i bet shes not
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but because were full of alts
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she dosent act like one so like i dont think shes one
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but we get alot lol
11Bree11
yh
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whats wrong.
11Bree11
??
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whats wrong
11Bree11
nun
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promise?
11Bree11
mhm
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wyd
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doomscrollig
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rs
11Bree11
yh
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bree after a month
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of being on my period
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i think it finally stopped
11Bree11
i hate that bruh
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periods should be banned in the us
11Bree11
if men had them we'd have a worldwide day and a cure by noon
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men should be banned in the us
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noo fr
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except for m cursh
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"i want a husband"
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y crush))
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woahhh woah owah
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"then go buy one
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BAHAGAHAHAGHHDIEHFIEHHFIFEGFHYURUF4
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{"we have freance, germany, austraila, and many more
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"were would YOU like to shop
11Bree11
HUMAN TRAFFICIN
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LMAO
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okk go back to the main chat
11Bree11
shucks ok