So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.