So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.