So Fat jokes

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."