Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the living room
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
