So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.