So Fat jokes
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"