So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
The chicken is so fat.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"