Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
