So Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.