So Fat jokes
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."