So Fat jokes
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"