So Fat jokes
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!