So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldnβt see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, βI thought I was the only one without one!β
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.