So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!