So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.