Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
