So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.