So Fat jokes
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!