So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.