So Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!