So Fat jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.