So Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.