So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"