So Fat jokes
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
The chicken is so fat.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.