So Fat jokes

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.