Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
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Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
