Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
your moms so fat the photo from last Christmas is still printing
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
