So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"