So Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"