So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.