So Fat jokes

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.