So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.