So Fat jokes

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"