So Fat jokes

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.