So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!