Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
So Fat Jokes
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
