So Fat jokes
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"