So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.