So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.