So Fat jokes

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.