Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
