Sleep Jokes

I was about to go to sleep but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A and it's mid November. Thanks Pessi for ruining my sleep 🤬

What do you call Jamieilyah When she is sleeping? Sleeping beauty

I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject

I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep

YDou're mama so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep

My friend said let's have a sleep over..... Little did I know it was just at prison

Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath

What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg

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i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

I did a walk today but it was good for Tyler I was just a good time to sleep good I got yyy night and a night

I can’t sleep that’s because your dead

What is your car 🚘 was your time today after I had dinner 🍴 night and night sleep 😴 night is it a night for you and a dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night was the snow ⛄️ I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🥘

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "I Zora Cock!"

Everytime I'm come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.

Dad: your`e adopted Son: where are my real parents? Dad: >:D they are ded now come to the`re grave and sleep there

me:MOM im tired, mom:take a nap me:no i cant sleep if dad isnt here, mom:hangs picture of dad on her room wall* well now you can

We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I'd put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.