Sleep jokes
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz