Sleep Jokes

A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can't!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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My bed when I try to sleep:
My bed when I try to wake up:

Fill it out if u want

#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT
O Been in Love
O Have Anxiety
O Broken Hearts
O Felt Insecure
O Been Ignored
O Been Embarrassed
O Stolen
O Lied
O Been Heartbroken
O Kissed
O Had a Boyfriend
O Had a Girlfriend
O Cheated
O Been Cheated On
O Had Sex
O Cried Myself to Sleep
O Stayed Up All Night
O Smiled
O Laughed
O Fake Smiled
O Been Verbally Abused
O Been Physically Abused
O Been Sexually Abused
O Hated Someone
O Hated Myself
O Gotten a Tattoo
O Gotten Piercings
O Traveled
O Been Stung
O Broken Bones
O Skipped School
O Want/Wanted to Die
O Been Depressed
O Binged
O Failed a Class
O Purged
O Starved
O Gotten All A's
O Gotten Suspended
O Gotten Expelled
O Been to Jail
O Been Cyber-bullied
O Been Bullied
O Been a Bully
O Have/Had Anorexia
O Have/Had Bulimia
O Cut Myself
O Burned Myself
O Drank
O Smoked
O Done Drugs
O Have/Had an Addiction
O One Month Clean
O Attempted Suicide
O Know Someone Who Has
O Lost Someone to Suicide
O Overdosed
O Hallucinated
O Been Hospitalized
O Seen a Therapist
O Told Your Parents
O Have Other Mental Disorders
O Have Other Medical Problems
O Take Meds
O Hide Scars wockalbin
O Have a Secret Account
O Relapsed
O Other Forms of Self-harm O Accepted Myself
@violetsunlight7

Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.

why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed

The average homeless person sleeping near
the Las Vegas Sphere:
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I was about to go to sleep but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A and it's mid November. Thanks Pessi for ruining my sleep 🤬

What do you call Jamieilyah When she is sleeping? Sleeping beauty

I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject

I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep

YDou're mama so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep

Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath

My friend said let's have a sleep over..... Little did I know it was just at prison

What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope

Sniffs kids

SLEEPY JOE
ACTION FIGURE
BATTERIES
*NOT*
INCLUDED
WARNING
THIS ITEM
CONTAINS
SOCIALISM
JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES
AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS
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NEW FOR
CHRISTMAS: THE
SLEEP JOE
INACTION FIGURE
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Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

A full 8 hours of
sleep on a
school night
PAYZA VARN
Looking
for Spooky
memes on
the
internet
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i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

I can’t sleep that’s because your dead

I did a walk today but it was good for Tyler I was just a good time to sleep good I got yyy night and a night

What is your car 🚘 was your time today after I had dinner 🍴 night and night sleep 😴 night is it a night for you and a dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night was the snow ⛄️ I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🥘