Slang jokes
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Y u gey, bruh?
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Gay shit.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Balls in your jaws.
I (DYM 143).
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.