Slang jokes
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Ligma.
Balls.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
"Me so cutie right?"
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.