Slang jokes
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Duck my sick.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!