Slang jokes
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Ballz!
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.