Slang jokes
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Gay shit.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I (DYM 143).
Balls in your jaws.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?