Slang jokes
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Memes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Y'all ass fr fr.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your (DYM 47).
Do nut get in my way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Nutty.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩