Slang jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Memes
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Haha, balls hahaha!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
My balls.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Kindly yeet someone!
Dez nuts!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
lolo.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Wiener.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."