Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
"Uwu daddy."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
"So what, ah, my G?"
Y u gey, bruh?
Eggshausted.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Duck my sick.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
