Slang jokes
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Suck on deez balls!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
we (DYM 55).
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!