Slang jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Suck on deez balls!
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
we (DYM 55).
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Bros over hos.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?