Slang jokes
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Your (DYM 47).
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Nick sucks dick.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."