Slang jokes
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
we (DYM 55).
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Six one.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!