Slang jokes
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
we (DYM 55).
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Bros over hos.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Doin (DYM 38).
Your (DYM 43).
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Haha, balls hahaha!