Slang jokes
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Eggshausted.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
"Nihha scarborough face."
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Your (DYM 43).