What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Like if you have nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
