Slang jokes
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
I have nut cancer...
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.