Slang jokes
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Memes
ben woof
Glizzy?
Innit.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Toes for hoes.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".