Slang jokes
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Innit.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Glizzy?
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.