Slang jokes
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Glizzy?
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Innit.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.