Slang jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Do nut get in my way.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?