Slang jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?