Slang jokes
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Memes
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Glizzy?
Innit.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.