Slang jokes
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.