Slang jokes
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.