I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Nutty.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Know (DYM 24).
Yurrrrrrr?
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Do nut get in my way.
Yo wsp?
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
