Slang jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
So Mungus.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
ben woof
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Willy bum.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?