Slang jokes
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Your (DYM 29).
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Y u gey, bruh?
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Yeet.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
we (DYM 55).
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."