Slang jokes
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
So Mungus.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Memes
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
I have nut cancer...
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Willy bum.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!