Slang jokes
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Balls.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Autistic spesh people are drongos.