Slang jokes
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Memes
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I have nut cancer...
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Willy bum.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.