Slang jokes
Sup peoples?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What is a gay personβs favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Like if you have nuts.
Dez nuts!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
It's sad someone has ligma.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Can I get a HOYA?
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess itβs partial arts.
Clap em sis!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.