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Slang jokes

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.