Slang jokes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Ligma
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
My balls.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I have nut cancer...
Haha, balls hahaha!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!