What do you call an abo with a shotgun? Sir.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
