Slang jokes
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Toes for hoes.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
So Mungus.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
"Uwu daddy."
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
POV: you
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?