Slang jokes
My balls.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I have nut cancer...
Haha, balls hahaha!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.