I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Ball so hard! đđ€Ł
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why canât orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" đ
What do JFKâs killer and a prostitute have in common?
âThey both blow heads.â
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What do you call a spacemanâs willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
