Slang jokes
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.