Slang jokes
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were βPretty nuts!β
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Sup peoples?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What is a gay personβs favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Like if you have nuts.
Dez nuts!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
It's sad someone has ligma.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"