Slang jokes
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
"Uwu daddy."
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
POV: you
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Sup peoples?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.