Slang jokes
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Toes for hoes.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."