What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Haha, balls hahaha!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Ballz!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
