Slang jokes
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Nutty.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!