Slang jokes
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Yo wsp?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
I (DYM 143).
Ass cream.
Like (DYM 139).
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What is a chode?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!