What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Slang Jokes
when the sus.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Lick my nut.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Big (DYM 78).
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
