Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Y u gey, bruh?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
NONCE
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
