Skull jokes

A skeleton decided to become an assassin.

He was always skull-king around!

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts!