Arthur Pisses Dutch Off

(Requested by Anonymous)

Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clothes on, Arthur. This is not a nudist colony."

Arthur shrugged, continuing to strut around camp, much to the amusement of the other gang members. He made his way over to the campfire and casually began to relieve himself on the flames.

"What in the hell do you think you're doing?!" Dutch shouted, his face turning red with anger.

"Just marking my territory, Dutch," Arthur said, grinning. "Don't want any pesky rival gangs getting any ideas."

Dutch stormed over to Arthur and grabbed him by the arm, dragging him away from the fire. "You've crossed a line, Arthur. This is unacceptable behavior."

Arthur burst into laughter, causing Dutch to grow even more infuriated. "Oh come on, Dutch, lighten up. We could all use a little entertainment around here."

Dutch shook his head in disbelief, trying to contain his anger. "You're impossible, Arthur. Just put some damn clothes on and act like a civilized human being for once."

As Dutch stood in front of him, scolding him for trivial bullshit yet again, Arthur felt a surge of anger course through him. Without thinking, he aimed his wiener and released his golden shower right then and there, aiming directly at Dutch's mouth.

Dutch sputtered, spat, and screamed in anger, wiping the urine off his face and mouth with his hands. "You ungrateful son of a bitch!" he roared, his voice cracking. "How dare you disrespect me like this!"

But Arthur just chuckled darkly and smirked at Dutch. "Maybe now you'll finally shut up for once," he said, his tone dripping with contempt.

Dutch's face turned contorted with fury as drew his revolver at Arthur. He immediately fired 6 bullets straight into Arthur's skull, killing him instantly.

And so, that was the story of how Arthur PISSED Dutch off (literally) and paid with his life.

Comments (1000)

  • Comment deleted
    Comment deleted

    Kill yourself

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Lick my taint

    Tf

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    you're too young to be on here

    No, I’m 17.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    X to doubt

    Oh shut up. You don’t belong here.

    Anonymous

    Oh shut up. You don’t belong here.

    Lil bro thinks he big for using proper grammar

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Lil bro thinks he big for using proper grammar

    Go away, AG.

    Ok what the fuck are you yapping about buddy

    Comment deleted by Wade XL
    Comment deleted

    Whyd you delete that

    Comment deleted

    No, lol. I don't actually talk like that. I'm just speaking retardese because that's the only language he'll understand.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    No, lol. I don't actually talk like that. I'm just speaking retardese because that's the only language he'll understand.

    Oh cool lol

    Comment deleted

    Dammit didn’t meant to do that

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    No, lol. I don't actually talk like that. I'm just speaking retardese because that's the only language he'll understand.

    Naw you can’t be talking, no one cares about your poorly written stories edited by a first grader

    Anonymous

    Naw you can’t be talking, no one cares about your poorly written stories edited by a first grader

    Plenty of people do and I get paid for this, cope.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Plenty of people do and I get paid for this, cope.

    Damn how much?

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    $17 an hour

    Not bad

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Now if Toast read this I bet he'd get a kick out of it

    Guarantee it

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    He's the token RDR2 guy here

    Kill yourself

    No I’m not going to get PSTD from seeing this guys ugly face

    Why are you giving me your address

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    You're no taller than 5'7 that's for sure

    I’m 5’8

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Suite 887 19215 Schimmel Village, Port Adele, NH 92903

    Damn that’s wild

    TFTO how tall are you?

    308 Negra Arroyo lane pull up

    my brothers friends are over and they keep SCREECHING

    Anonymous

    308 Negra Arroyo lane pull up

    Breaking Bad addy LMFAO you're sad kid

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    6'1

    DAYUM

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Suite 887 19215 Schimmel Village, Port Adele, NH 92903

    Elderly people when they get a popup at saying they won a new Ipad

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    6'1

    I doubt it.

    I’m like 5’10-11ish

    Im actually so short 😭😭😭

    Harriet :)

    bonjour

    Who u

    Anonymous

    El

    Greaaaaat..

    El did you really think we couldn’t find you out I am aware you love to make alts

    Anonymous

    El

    el for stranger thing?

    Harriet :)

    el for stranger thing?

    Shut up.

    Well, I gave her a chance and she blew it. Back to being an asshole🀜🏼🫷🏼

    Kill yourself, you far ugly bitch.

    Anonymous

    which one is el

    Def the French girl

    who cares if its el or not

    Comment deleted
    Wade XL

    Well, I gave her a chance and she blew it. Back to being an asshole🀜🏼🫷🏼

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    Ξ±my

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    A day late but it’s the thought that counts, Thank uuu

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY WADE

    Wade XL

    A day late but it’s the thought that counts, Thank uuu

    SORRY

    DOES THISBMAKE UP FOR IT

    Ξ±my

    DOES THISBMAKE UP FOR IT

    Yes

    ARE YOU 15 OR 16

    HAPPY SWEET 16 WADEY

    My birthday was a day before I joined 😭

    i think he was talking about wade...

    Comment deleted

    stop thinking that the n word is a good insult

    not surprised tbh I've seen lots of people call him a pedo and he acts kind of socially inept and weird

    Ok I like using this account better

    innocent until proven guilty

    Shut up with your silly American laws.

    fuck el

    Ok I like using this account better

    no one asked

    Why are you defending that fat ugly troll

    fuck el

    Shut up with your silly American laws.

    how do i know that ur not el

    Comment deleted
    Anonymous

    how do i know that ur not el

    Because I wouldn’t be, dumbass.

    I’m not El, nigga.

    Because why would I hate myself, dumbass. She needs to be IP banned.

    fuck el

    Because why would I hate myself, dumbass. She needs to be IP banned.

    people can hate themselves

    Comment deleted
    fuck el

    Keep grooming her

    how do i "groom" her

    fuck el

    Because why would I hate myself, dumbass. She needs to be IP banned.

    These retards are all wannabe detectives think everyone is an alt of someone else JFL I mean if your site is so dead you think ALL new members are alts then that says something for sure

    Cosmo stop grooming the ugly femboy.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    These retards are all wannabe detectives think everyone is an alt of someone else JFL I mean if your site is so dead you think ALL new members are alts then that says something for sure

    the irony here. this is comedy gold

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    These retards are all wannabe detectives think everyone is an alt of someone else JFL I mean if your site is so dead you think ALL new members are alts then that says something for sure

    Ha, I agree wholeheartedly.

    fuck el

    Cosmo stop grooming the ugly femboy.

    They're meant for each other

    fuck el

    Cosmo stop grooming the ugly femboy.

    how am i grooming him

    fuck el

    Ha, I agree wholeheartedly.

    pure irony

    Comment deleted
    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    u dun even know what I look like

    and i don't really need to know

    Anonymous

    the irony here. this is comedy gold

    What irony dipshit? Do you even understand what you're saying or do you just say big words to seem smarter than you are like the pseudo-intellectual you are?

    He looks like fucking Vector.

    *monch* 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    Comment deleted
    TalesFromTheOldWest

    What irony dipshit? Do you even understand what you're saying or do you just say big words to seem smarter than you are like the pseudo-intellectual you are?

    ur going after people who expose alts, when ur the ones looking for alts

    el isn't even alting anymore

    Anonymous

    ur going after people who expose alts, when ur the ones looking for alts

    Your alts are so obvious.

    Anonymous

    el isn't even alting anymore

    She’s the β€œFrench” girl, Harriet.

    Anonymous

    ur going after people who expose alts, when ur the ones looking for alts

    I'm not looking for alts moron

    fuck el

    Your alts are so obvious.

    i only have one other alt

    Comment deleted

    HE LIVES IN FUCKING INDIA

    Comment deleted

    so scawy. i want my mommy

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿moncj\h

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Is he really Jewish? 🀒

    Yep. Which makes himself even worse.

    fuck el

    Yep. Which makes himself even worse.

    how

    fuck el

    Yep. Which makes himself even worse.

    oh stfu

    Anonymous

    and im glad to be jewish

    Great, you’re glad to be a scum on earth.

    fuck el

    Kys you pedo Jew

    ur probably attracted to him

    I hope you get gang banged by 69 ogres like El.

    "Stop portraying us jews as rats it's antisemitic" >literally live in sewers like rats JFL

    fuck el

    Kys you pedo Jew

    there aren't any pedos in the chat. who u talking to

    Comment deleted
    fuck el

    I hope you get gang banged by 69 ogres like El.

    you'd like that

    Thoughtless

    you'd like that

    Shut up.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    "Stop portraying us jews as rats it's antisemitic" >literally live in sewers like rats JFL

    bro, jews aren't woke

    Anonymous

    there aren't any pedos in the chat. who u talking to

    she's talking to herself

    someone get jake or ethan on

    Anonymous

    someone get jake or ethan on

    please

    Yall are so sensitive my god

    anybody want popcorn? 🍿🍿🍿

    Anonymous

    there aren't any pedos in the chat. who u talking to

    Oh, right, you're not a "pedophile". You're a "hebephile". Guess what? The woodchipper doesn't care.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Oh, right, you're not a "pedophile". You're a "hebephile". Guess what? The woodchipper doesn't care.

    im a teen that likes teens. whats wrong with that

    Anonymous

    im a teen that likes teens. whats wrong with that

    nothing

    Yall are so fucking weird…. Cosmo is a little creepy I admit

    Anonymous

    im a teen that likes teens. whats wrong with that

    Changing your age now? You were 26 before, what happened to that?

    You ask everyone age for security reasons…

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Changing your age now? You were 26 before, what happened to that?

    ryan?

    Anonymous

    You ask everyone age for security reasons…

    Bro asking age does not at all mean hes a pedophile

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Changing your age now? You were 26 before, what happened to that?

    im not 26

    what is going on here, should i leave

    hes the idiot that started all this shit

    what is this website my friend told me about it

    Hey, I remember Arthur and Dutch. They hated each other.

    Anonymous

    its a toxic hellhole

    nice, im Sasha by the way

    Anonymous

    Hey, I remember Arthur and Dutch. They hated each other.

    And now Arthur is dead

    Anonymous

    hes the idiot that started all this shit

    Oh yeah so idiotic of him to bring to the light that you're a pedophile

    Sasha_

    who tf is Arthur

    Only OGs would know.

    Anonymous

    Hey, I remember Arthur and Dutch. They hated each other.

    Not in the game just in some bullshit stories I made lmfao

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Oh yeah so idiotic of him to bring to the light that you're a pedophile

    hes the one that fell into the easiest trap ever

    i caught him lying redhanded

    Anonymous

    Hey.

    dagger

    Anonymous

    hes the one that fell into the easiest trap ever

    So you're now admitting you're a pedophile and "trap" kids?

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Not in the game just in some bullshit stories I made lmfao

    No, there were two users on here named Arthur and Dutch. A long time ago. They constantly trolled each other.

    I DON'T HAVE ANY WATER

    Flappy.

    I DON'T HAVE ANY WATER

    HI FLAPPY

    i just baited him into a logic trap. he described someone that looks entirely different from me

    Anonymous

    No, there were two users on here named Arthur and Dutch. A long time ago. They constantly trolled each other.

    Oh lmao

    Ξ±my

    HI FLAPPY

    IM FUCKING SICK

    Flappy.

    IM FUCKING SICK

    ME TOO

    ACTUALLY SO MAD RN

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    So you're now admitting you're a pedophile and "trap" kids?

    He doesn’t need to admit it. We already know.

    O HAVE A COLD

    Anonymous

    He doesn’t need to admit it. We already know.

    im not

    Anonymous

    Hey, Amy.

    Hey.

    I’m going to sit back and watch

    Flappy.

    IM SO THIRSTY

    Get water? Are you lame? Can you not move?

    Anonymous

    They were hilarious.

    Wish I got here earlier lol

    ION EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAVE I FEEL FINE WHEN IM LYING DOWN BUT WHENEVER I STAND I GET LIGHTHEADED AND DIZZY AND THEN I THROW UP

    Anonymous

    im not

    Past comments from you prove otherwise.

    Anonymous

    i just baited him into a logic trap. he described someone that looks entirely different from me

    "I just baited him into *pushes up glasses* a logic trap. *snort snort* he described someone that looks entirely *snort* different than me. *mouth breathing sounds*"

    The Radio Demon

    Get water? Are you lame? Can you not move?

    PRETTY MUCH

    Coulda skipped the BP shit and just came here lmao

    I CANT EAT ANYTHING IM SO HUNGRY

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    "I just baited him into *pushes up glasses* a logic trap. *snort snort* he described someone that looks entirely *snort* different than me. *mouth breathing sounds*"

    i asked him to describe "me"

    from 3 years ago or something.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Salad

    I've seen that like fifty times now

    Flappy.

    ION EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAVE I FEEL FINE WHEN IM LYING DOWN BUT WHENEVER I STAND I GET LIGHTHEADED AND DIZZY AND THEN I THROW UP

    THAT HAPPENS TO ME CAUSE I HAVE A IRON DEFICIENCY 😭

    Anonymous

    from 3 years ago or something.

    Yeah your body changed in 3 years shocker isn't it

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Salad

    Kitten salad is out of style, Godzilla nerds are all the rage

    Comment deleted

    ANYHOW I ATE SOME DRY CHEERIOS AND MY MOM IS LIKE, IDFK DOWNSTAIRS BUT SHES NOT ANSWERING MY PLEAS FOR WATER

    On a September afternoon in 1800 spent deep in thought, one matter dominated Vice President Thomas Jefferson's mind: that year's presidential contest. Four Candidates, Two Parties Election Day was near and Jefferson was one of four presidential candidates β€” unlike today, each party nominated two candidates for the presidency. One of Jefferson's opponents was the sitting president, John Adams, and Jefferson was convinced that Adams' Federalist Party was against the "spirit of 1776." These were goals the American people had hoped to attain through the revolution that freed the country from British rule.

    Flappy.

    ION EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAVE I FEEL FINE WHEN IM LYING DOWN BUT WHENEVER I STAND I GET LIGHTHEADED AND DIZZY AND THEN I THROW UP

    Don’t stand up!

    AND MY BROTHERS FRIENDS ARE OVER AND THEY KEEP YAPPING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS

    Flappy.

    AND MY BROTHERS FRIENDS ARE OVER AND THEY KEEP YAPPING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS

    arson

    Flappy.

    AND MY BROTHERS FRIENDS ARE OVER AND THEY KEEP YAPPING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS

    HIIIII

    Comment deleted

    Hey King

    Flappy.

    AND MY BROTHERS FRIENDS ARE OVER AND THEY KEEP YAPPING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS

    also that’s so real bro

    Wade XL

    Hey King

    Hey, Wade.

    On a September afternoon in 1800 spent deep in thought, one matter dominated Vice President Thomas Jefferson's mind: that year's presidential contest. Four Candidates, Two Parties Election Day was near and Jefferson was one of four presidential candidates β€” unlike today, each party nominated two candidates for the presidency. One of Jefferson's opponents was the sitting president, John Adams, and Jefferson was convinced that Adams' Federalist Party was against the "spirit of 1776." These were goals the American people had hoped to attain through the revolution that freed the country from British rule.

    Flappy.

    ANYHOW I ATE SOME DRY CHEERIOS AND MY MOM IS LIKE, IDFK DOWNSTAIRS BUT SHES NOT ANSWERING MY PLEAS FOR WATER

    Chew something and swallow the spit and pretend it’s water, urinate, I don’t know

    Thoughtless

    On a September afternoon in 1800 spent deep in thought, one matter dominated Vice President Thomas Jefferson's mind: that year's presidential contest. Four Candidates, Two Parties Election Day was near and Jefferson was one of four presidential candidates β€” unlike today, each party nominated two candidates for the presidency. One of Jefferson's opponents was the sitting president, John Adams, and Jefferson was convinced that Adams' Federalist Party was against the "spirit of 1776." These were goals the American people had hoped to attain through the revolution that freed the country from British rule.

    Shut your bitchass up.

    Why did everyone appear siddenly 😭

    Anonymous

    Hey, Wade.

    How’ve you been?

    urfavvirgo

    so loud

    NO BC I THINK THEY ALL HAVE ADHD??? LIKE THIS ISN'T NORMAL

    Yo everyone who thinks that Cosmo is likely to be a pedo or at least extremely perverted say "I"

    Anonymous

    Why did everyone appear siddenly 😭

    No?

    urfavvirgo

    IVANNNNN

    HRUU

    It’s 1 am I’m too tired to do this shit anymore πŸ˜‚

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yo everyone who thinks that Cosmo is likely to be a pedo or at least extremely perverted say "I"

    You

    urfavvirgo

    IVANNNNN

    HI EMILY

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yo everyone who thinks that Cosmo is likely to be a pedo or at least extremely perverted say "I"

    On a September afternoon in 1800 spent deep in thought, one matter dominated Vice President Thomas Jefferson's mind: that year's presidential contest. Four Candidates, Two Parties Election Day was near and Jefferson was one of four presidential candidates β€” unlike today, each party nominated two candidates for the presidency. One of Jefferson's opponents was the sitting president, John Adams, and Jefferson was convinced that Adams' Federalist Party was against the "spirit of 1776." These were goals the American people had hoped to attain through the revolution that freed the country from British rule.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yeah your body changed in 3 years shocker isn't it

    from being obese to very skinny?

    Flappy.

    NO BC I THINK THEY ALL HAVE ADHD??? LIKE THIS ISN'T NORMAL

    HELP

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yo everyone who thinks that Cosmo is likely to be a pedo or at least extremely perverted say "I"

    I

    Comment deleted
    Anonymous

    It’s 1 am I’m too tired to do this shit anymore πŸ˜‚

    Sleep

    urfavvirgo

    HELP

    EMILYY

    Anonymous

    I

    u said that u didn't think i was a pedo

    Comment deleted

    I wasn’t fucking talking to you and your ugly ass self

    AND AND STANDING IS EVEN MORE OF AN INCONVENIENCE BC I HAVE A BUNK BED SO I HAVE TO CLIMB ALLLLL THE WAY DOWN THAT

    Anonymous

    u said that u didn't think i was a pedo

    I think you’re a bit creepy

    Anonymous

    u said that u didn't think i was a pedo

    Peopleeeeee lieeeeeee get used to it!

    urfavvirgo

    I wasn’t fucking talking to you and your ugly ass self

    Kill yourself bitchass

    urfavvirgo

    IM GOOD HRU

    im SICK even tho it's BREAK

    THIS IS SO UNFAIR

    Wade XL

    Kill yourself bitchass

    Ooh is this a β€œno u” war brewing??

    boutta start crying

    Wade XL

    Kill yourself bitchass

    nty

    Flappy.

    im SICK even tho it's BREAK

    IM SICK TOO.

    urfavvirgo

    nty

    Bitchass hoe

    Flappy.

    boutta start crying

    drink your tears

    Anonymous

    from being obese to very skinny?

    3 years is more than enough time to do that lol

    Ξ±my

    drink your tears

    THEYRE SALTY THO

    Wade XL

    Bitchass hoe

    keep yapping

    ARE WE ALL JUST SICK

    CAUSE I HAVE A COLD TOO

    NO I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING

    Wade XL

    Bitchass hoe

    😬

    amy send me wades face on uwu crew again

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    3 years is more than enough time to do that lol

    shame that ive been in the lower percentiles in weight throughout my life.

    urfavvirgo

    keep yapping

    Ain’t no way you called me ugly, have you looked in a mirror?

    urfavvirgo

    amy send me wades face on uwu crew again

    Wait me first

    I FUCKING hate throwing up sm its so nasty

    Wade XL

    Ain’t no way you called me ugly, have you looked in a mirror?

    you are ugly πŸ’€

    urfavvirgo

    amy send me wades face on uwu crew again

    So you can send it to everyone?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

    nobody said ballsack

    Flappy.

    I FUCKING hate throwing up sm its so nasty

    ^^^^

    urfavvirgo

    you are ugly πŸ’€

    You can’t talk

    urfavvirgo

    you are ugly πŸ’€

    What does he look like?

    Wade XL

    So you can send it to everyone?

    lowkey yea if u keep bitching for no reason

    urfavvirgo

    lowkey yea if u keep bitching for no reason

    Do it bitch.

    Wade XL

    You can’t talk

    I can tho cs I’m not the one who looks like a ten year old

    Wade XL

    Ain’t no way you called me ugly, have you looked in a mirror?

    BUT UR ACTUALLY UGLY AND SHES ACTUALLY PRETTY LMFAOOOO

    Anonymous

    shame that ive been in the lower percentiles in weight throughout my life.

    Doubt it lol you're 26 and sit here all day. You probably didn't even lose any weight, you're lying so if you get doxxed by someone they won't think it's you.

    urfavvirgo

    I can tho cs I’m not the one who looks like a ten year old

    No you look like a slut.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Emily if you spread Wade’s face around without his consent you’ll be banned from WJE

    I’m not spreading it around smh I’m just scaring him

    Emily what does he look like

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yo everyone who thinks that Cosmo is likely to be a pedo or at least extremely perverted say "I"

    Aye.

    urfavvirgo

    I’m not spreading it around smh I’m just scaring him

    Hoe you think I’m scared of you?

    Flappy.

    I FUCKING hate throwing up sm its so nasty

    No shit! It’s stomach acid for crying out loud! Did you expect it to taste daisies? Chocolate?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    He gave her consent

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    I DON'T HAVE GLASSES

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Emily if you spread Wade’s face around without his consent you’ll be banned from WJE

    Yes ban all your old members see how well that goes for you

    Anonymous

    Aye.

    what "evidence" did u get for that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Hey King πŸ‘‘

    Spider-Man!

    Anonymous

    Emily what does he look like

    ^^^^

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yes ban all your old members see how well that goes for you

    Knock it off, I don’t have the patience for another stupid bitch here

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yes ban all your old members see how well that goes for you

    She’s not old, she’s newish

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Yes ban all your old members see how well that goes for you

    I’m not an old member tho

    The Radio Demon

    No shit! It’s stomach acid for crying out loud! Did you expect it to taste daisies? Chocolate?

    NO ITS NOT EVEN THE TASTE ITS AFTER U THREW EVERYTHING UP AND UR JUST RETCHING

    we’ve almost been on here for six months

    LIKE LAST NIGHT I WAS JUST FUCKING GAGGING IN MY BED IT WAS SO GROSS

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Knock it off, I don’t have the patience for another stupid bitch here

    Very mature moderator

    urfavvirgo

    we’ve almost been on here for six months

    oh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Hey King πŸ‘‘

    Heyy.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Very mature moderator

    more mature than you?

    Anonymous

    Heyy.

    How’ve you been Dagger?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wait you think Emily looks pretty?

    she is

    Jake, make me mod again already. 😐 You need leverage.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Very mature moderator

    As mature as year old milk I mean

    she’s drop dead gorgeous

    Idk what anyone looks like

    Anonymous

    Jake, make me mod again already. 😐 You need leverage.

    Dude ikr?

    Wade XL

    How’ve you been Dagger?

    Good until I came here, like usual.

    I ACTUALLY want iced tea so bad

    Anonymous

    Good until I came here, like usual.

    Yep same basically

    no bc i would die for some ice blended rn

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’m working on it man 😭

    Bruver work faster lmao

    Anonymous

    more mature than you?

    Says the one who is 26 and sits on this site all day

    like w flavorless smoothie

    Flappy.

    NO ITS NOT EVEN THE TASTE ITS AFTER U THREW EVERYTHING UP AND UR JUST RETCHING

    Yeah that’s disgusting!

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’m working on it man 😭

    Aight, man, thanks.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Says the one who is 26 and sits on this site all day

    Hmph

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Jake, Wade actually gave emily consent

    Fr????

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Jake, Wade actually gave emily consent

    ^^^^^^^

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Says the one who is 26 and sits on this site all day

    yeah, no

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    ITS BEEN A BUSY TIME

    Just kidding take your time love you

    Anonymous

    yeah, no

    how old are you tho

    urfavvirgo

    ^^^^^^^

    Wait so if he gave consent…

    I didn’t give cinsent

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    But that still doesn’t mean she should do it

    but it means u cant ban her

    Thoughtless

    how old are you tho

    Shut the hell up, pedophile.

    Anonymous

    Wait so if he gave consent…

    I have it somewhere but I don’t wanna look now πŸ˜”

    Wade XL

    I didn’t give cinsent

    Then why did everyone say that 😭

    Wade XL

    I didn’t give cinsent

    yea u did

    urfavvirgo

    I have it somewhere but I don’t wanna look now πŸ˜”

    Damn

    Anonymous

    Then why did everyone say that 😭

    Because they’re retarded

    Anonymous

    Shut the hell up, pedophile.

    i'm a teen

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    But that still doesn’t mean she should do it

    Do what?

    Anonymous

    Do what?

    send ppls wades face

    urfavvirgo

    I have it somewhere but I don’t wanna look now πŸ˜”

    consent for what

    urfavvirgo

    yea u did

    Bullshit

    YAYYY GUYS MY MOM GOT ME WATER

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Emily send it to me on UwU pls

    Sameeeee

    Flappy.

    YAYYY GUYS MY MOM GOT ME WATER

    FLAPS UWU CREW RN PRETTY PLESSE

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Spread Wade’s face around when he obviously was trying to keep it a secret mostly

    Facts

    urfavvirgo

    FLAPS UWU CREW RN PRETTY PLESSE

    wait do you have it

    Wade is Ryan Reynolds. You can’t change my mind.

    Anonymous

    Wade is Ryan Reynolds. You can’t change my mind.

    Exactly

    If Wade doesn’t want anyone to see his face then don’t send it

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Pedophile to-be

    ^ necrophile to be

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    Ξ±my

    wait do you have it

    yeah

    Besides he’s Ryan Reynolds

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Spread Wade’s face around when he obviously was trying to keep it a secret mostly

    It's okay when they did it to AG though

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    It's okay when they did it to AG though

    ^^^^^^^

    Comment deleted

    Just Girgo

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Please don’t sent your face to anyone either Emily, nobody wants to see that shit πŸ’€

    Ikr? Slutty face

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    wait send it to me too pls

    ^

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    wait send it to me too pls

    me too?

    Thoughtless

    ^ necrophile to be

    Well, you have some "exotic tastes", that's for sure.

    guys stop asking me for his face smh

    Wade XL

    Ikr? Slutty face

    man stfu you actually cant be talking

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Well, you have some "exotic tastes", that's for sure.

    you do too, in me

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Please don’t sent your face to anyone either Emily, nobody wants to see that shit πŸ’€

    shut up

    she’s so pretty

    Flappy.

    man stfu you actually cant be talking

    he can tho bc he’d rather look like a slut then….. yk whatever he’s got going on now

    Thoughtless

    you do too, in me

    Yes I'm sure in your deluded and maggot-infested mind that's true but in the real world things are different

    urfavvirgo

    guys stop asking me for his face smh

    We’re all curious 😭😭😭😭

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    LISTEN LISTEN I CANT TELL HOW ACCURATE MY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER IS BC WERE IN THE HOLOCAUST UNIT RN

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Hitler didn't kill any Jews lmfao

    Why are u lying

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Hitler didn't kill any Jews lmfao

    his soldiers did

    Literally read any "holocaust retellings" and you will see how fake that s

    my nose is so cold

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Literally read any "holocaust retellings" and you will see how fake that s

    we got a holocaust denyer

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Literally read any "holocaust retellings" and you will see how fake that s

    to be fair I wouldn’t know how it actually was bc I wasn’t there

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Literally read any "holocaust retellings" and you will see how fake that s

    stop denying history

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    and admitted to it

    no exactly

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Go fuck her then

    why are you so aggressive

    yeah, there is way to much evidence

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Cause im sick of you and Emily causing problems

    Hmmmm

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    urfavvirgo

    to be fair I wouldn’t know how it actually was bc I wasn’t there

    i had family that fucking died in a concentration camp

    Comment deleted

    why would i want to search that up

    Comment deleted

    Exactly

    Ξ±my

    she’s so pretty

    12 year old slut?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Cause im sick of you and Emily causing problems

    are you sure that Wade isnt the problem?

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Hitler didn't kill any Jews lmfao

    right. his followers did

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    12 year old lesbian sex is crazy

    THATS NO GOOD

    Wade XL

    12 year old slut?

    uh

    urfavvirgo

    are you sure that Wade isnt the problem?

    Nope

    yall are so unfunny its actually wild to me

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I actually am VERY sure

    He started the argument

    Anonymous

    Wade is cool

    Thank u bruver

    urfavvirgo

    He started the argument

    I didn’t.

    Me looking into TalesFromTheOldWest's photo gallery only to have my eyes horrifically assaulted w the most abhorrent loli hentai ever created

    urfavvirgo

    He started the argument

    What did he say

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    Anonymous

    stop denying history

    Meanwhile you jews literally make Netflix shows called "Vikings" with black actors lmao this is your "history"

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Meanwhile you jews literally make Netflix shows called "Vikings" with black actors lmao this is your "history"

    ok...

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Me looking into TalesFromTheOldWest's photo gallery only to have my eyes horrifically assaulted w the most abhorrent loli hentai ever created

    Nobody cares what's in your photo gallery

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DAGGER

    MADIIIII

    (I’m gonna pretend that we weren’t just talking on uwu)

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Nobody cares what's in your photo gallery

    nobody cares about ur life

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Remember what you said about him yesterday? Completely unprovoked he wasn’t even there

    what did she say

    HIIII IM SO SUPRISED TO SEE U

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHERE U BEEN GIRLY?

    IDKKKKK BUSY ASFFF I HAVENT SEEN U IN LIKE FOREVER

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Remember what you said about him yesterday? Completely unprovoked he wasn’t even there

    what did she say

    my room is so hot but so cold at the same time

    Anonymous

    nobody cares about ur life

    No shit because I don't talk about my life here

    Meanwhile you do and still nobody cares because it's pathetic and boring

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    No shit because I don't talk about my life here

    Based

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Remember what you said about him yesterday? Completely unprovoked he wasn’t even there

    what did she say 😭

    Ξ±my

    what did she say 😭

    NO IK

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DID U CALL EMILY A SLUT

    Yeeerrrr

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    12 year old lesbian sex is crazy

    ^^^^

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Cause im sick of you and Emily causing problems

    ^^^^^

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I didn’t call her a slut

    by proxy

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I didn’t call her a slut

    I did, spitting facts

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Go fuck her then

    ^^^^^

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wade did

    you supported him tho

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    Meanwhile you do and still nobody cares because it's pathetic and boring

    so being open to other people and actually talking is bad?

    Yall argue over the same shit every day

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Please don’t sent your face to anyone either Emily, nobody wants to see that shit πŸ’€

    ^^^^^

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Oh PLEASE

    if u dont wanna get confronted literally don't do it in the first place

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Cause im sick of you and Emily causing problems

    The fact you get emotionally invested in this site is kind of pathetic tbh /: (INB4 "Banned Account" lmfao)

    Yall be beefing on a fucking jokes website is wild 😭

    Flappy.

    if u dont wanna get confronted literally don't do it in the first place

    U think he’s scared of you?

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    seeeee his fat 7 year old self keeps causing problems

    urfavvirgo

    seeeee his fat 7 year old self keeps causing problems

    12 year old slut is crazy

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Honestly lmao

    so stop causing beef then silly

    Wade XL

    U think he’s scared of you?

    no i don't but hes acting like a preschooler rn

    Flappy.

    no i don't but hes acting like a preschooler rn

    Not really

    Can yall stop ganging up on Jake and Wade when you’re the center of the problem

    Go yap in you secret gc

    Anonymous

    Can yall stop ganging up on Jake and Wade when you’re the center of the problem

    noo?

    Nobody wants to hear your secret problems

    Anonymous

    Can yall stop ganging up on Jake and Wade when you’re the center of the problem

    YOU are the center of the problem when u keep asking me for his face AFTER saying that I shouldn’t share it if he doesn’t want it shared

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Like little uninclusive kindergarteners

    Facts

    Thoughtless

    i'm a teen

    So you like toddlers or infants?

    urfavvirgo

    YOU are the center of the problem when u keep asking me for his face AFTER saying that I shouldn’t share it if he doesn’t want it shared

    HEY HE DIDNT DO NUTHIN TO U

    urfavvirgo

    YOU are the center of the problem when u keep asking me for his face AFTER saying that I shouldn’t share it if he doesn’t want it shared

    I didn’t keep asking you 😭

    Anonymous

    I didn’t keep asking you 😭

    yes u did

    Anonymous

    Can yall stop ganging up on Jake and Wade when you’re the center of the problem

    "Leave the innocent moderator overlord alone" JFL what a cuck you are We need to bring back slavery just for people like you

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DAGGER

    Yooo.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Digger

    Mmmm.

    TalesFromTheOldWest

    "Leave the innocent moderator overlord alone" JFL what a cuck you are We need to bring back slavery just for people like you

    Yes

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Hows the church girl crush😏

    😳

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    That’s crazy bruv

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WSGGGGGGG

    Hanging on to my last surviving braincells as I struggle to comprehend the atrocities spoken here.

    guys guess who’s on again

    Anonymous

    Hanging on to my last surviving braincells as I struggle to comprehend the atrocities spoken here.

    Sounds like every Tuesday lol

    Anonymous

    Hanging on to my last surviving braincells as I struggle to comprehend the atrocities spoken here.

    u still have working braincells on this site?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Hows the church girl crush😏

    C’mon, man. Not here.

    Wade XL

    Sounds like every Tuesday lol

    I hate Tuesdays

    Wade XL

    Sounds like every Tuesday lol

    It is.

    Anonymous

    u still have working braincells on this site?

    Hah

    Anonymous

    C’mon, man. Not here.

    I honestly thought you were too sigma for women lol

    Wade XL

    I honestly thought you were too sigma for women lol

    Tbh same

    Wade XL

    I honestly thought you were too sigma for women lol

    yeah there are sum things about u that make u too good for women.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hows that going for ya dagger

    Nothing yet. I’m young, nigga. Not quite old enough to start anything serious.

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    Anonymous

    Nothing yet. I’m young, nigga. Not quite old enough to start anything serious.

    Based

    Wade XL

    Wait really?

    Yeppp

    Comment deleted

    sigma is a greek letter....

    Wade XL

    I honestly thought you were too sigma for women lol

    Bruh lmao

    so being attractive is all greek to u?

    Wade XL

    SPILL THE BEANS

    There are no beans to spill.

    Anonymous

    There are no beans to spill.

    Mhm……

    Anonymous

    There are no beans to spill.

    But I love juicy relationship drama..just ask Jake

    Wade XL

    But I love juicy relationship drama..just ask Jake

    lol

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    β€œJuicy”

    β€œRants”

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Reminds you of your thicc juicy burrito huh?

    I mean the 20 paragraph long story about my 180 inch dick did

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Reminds you of your thicc juicy burrito huh?

    id like to take a taste of his

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    dont call me nigga smh

    Ok, niggasaurus rex.

    Wade XL

    I mean the 20 paragraph long story about my 180 inch dick did

    shame that its just a story

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Dagger come on

    M’bad.

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WAIT I HAVE A SS

    Show show show

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    I promised myself that i will never say the n word on this racist website

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    Lmfao

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WAIT I HAVE A SS

    u also have a PP that i'd like to c

    Anonymous

    I promised myself that i will never say the n word on this racist website

    So did I..

    Wade XL

    So did I..

    😭

    Anonymous

    I promised myself that i will never say the n word on this racist website

    i don't want to say it either

    Jake has my dick pic, he can confirm

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HES MINE

    wade is urs?

    Wade XL

    Jake has my dick pic, he can confirm

    Gay?

    Wade XL

    Jake has my dick pic, he can confirm

    Nigga what

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    Anonymous

    Oh, Lord.

    I can send it to u if u want lmao

    Jake delete the last few letters.

    Wade XL

    I can send it to u if u want lmao

    Hell nah.

    Actually I’ll just post it here

    Wade XL

    I can send it to u if u want lmao

    😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Dagger

    Yeah?

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    Scandalous

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    defnition of the word slut

    Virgo

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    defnition of the word slut

    Virgo.

    Anonymous

    Virgo.

    Based Dagger

    Can yall stop calling people slurs

    Where did Spider-Man go?

    Anonymous

    Can yall stop calling people slurs

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    being called a slut

    I mean……

    slurs and sluts don't belong here

    If sluts don’t belong here Virgo should be banned

    Wade XL

    If sluts don’t belong here Virgo should be banned

    so should u

    damn, this chat moved fast

    Yall get unlimited cc passes

    i have unlimited kike passes

    It’s like a Jewish slur

    u don't get the kike pass

    Anonymous

    I am 100% not Jewish

    as far as u can tell

    Anonymous

    as far as u can tell

    I’m Asian why would i be Jewish 😭

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    I don't need it either and I am white. Kill yourself, subhuman kike rat. Slit your wrists.

    id rather not

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    I don't need it either and I am white. Kill yourself, subhuman kike rat. Slit your wrists.

    Wsg dagger jr

    and if i am subhuman, than u would also be

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    I don't need it either and I am white. Kill yourself, subhuman kike rat. Slit your wrists.

    Sup bro

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    No, lol, I'm not inbred like you.

    Im in bread

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    Tuxedo

    I love tuxedo cats, i have two of them

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    Tuxedo

    Tuxedo

    heisenburger

    Tuxedo

    what do u think of wave-particle duality

    Anonymous

    what do u think of wave-particle duality

    Whats that im stupid

    I was going through my anime kid phase when I named my cat so his name is Goku 😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YOU NAMED UR CAT BARON?

    Cool name

    heisenburger

    Whats that im stupid

    do u even know who Heisenberg was?

    Anonymous

    do u even know who Heisenberg was?

    Lol no

    Thoughtless

    Curse you red baron!

    The Adventures of Tintin reference?

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    Comment deleted

    It’s like speaking to an insect.