Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Skinny Jokes
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
I hate my life.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
