New Skinny Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Your so skinny you used floss to wipe your butt

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore

Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you

one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"

My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂

Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎

Your so skinny my granma gana use you like a cane

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

im so skinny i could use floss as a noose

You're so skinny you could travel through fax

*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???