Skinny jokes
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?