Skinny jokes
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.