You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
You were supposed to be born in the tree. The sticks were your siblings.
Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
Your so skinny you never gain wait Your so skinny your a thin stick
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
your mummy so skinny she cant eat
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!
Your so skinny that when your driving you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo Dad is skinny he don't workout enough
How do people Get skinny? There parents Don't Feed them. (JOKE)
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
