Skinny

Skinny jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.