Skinny jokes

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

Fuck me.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.