why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
