Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
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why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
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My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
