Poor

Anonymous

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.

Uselessness

oof

Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women

Bone

Sans

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I’m finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Skeleton

fire_fang337

what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to

Personal

Anonymous

Why did the person peel his skin off because he wanted too

Bone

Anonymous

what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am

Woman

Anonymous

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.. A woman!

Pig

Anonymous

Teacher-what does the pig’s skin do ? Student-it keeps pig skin together 😂

Mouth

Anonymous

so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS

Straight

Christopher Nowak BFA

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE’S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT “THE BAY”.OK!!!

Baby

Anonymous

What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Orange

Anonymous

Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog

Puns

you

a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes “backbone” to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.

Puns

Steve gamer

I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what’s the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin

Roast

Lola

Just to get things straight I’m NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I’m so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don’t! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?

Woman

Anonymous

What is the useless skin around the Vagina called? The woman.

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Michael Jackson

Mr. Menace

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

Bone

Anonymous

If you have a broken bone do you have broken skin?

Skeleton

Anonymous

Papyrus:sans your jokes are bad! Sans:I don’t care I got thick skin

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