Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Bro if you have anorexia you have no skin at all
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
