Donald Trump is like really orange.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I've got thick skin.
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What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
