New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
What is the useless skin around the Vagina called? The woman.
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I've got thick skin.
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
your skin so bright you could be used as a highlighter
what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's
what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am
Teacher-what does the pig's skin do ? Student-it keeps pig skin together 😂
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
What do you call useless skin on a penis A man
