What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when your 13
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
