Size jokes
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.