Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."