Size jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.