Size jokes
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.