Size jokes
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Kyle's penis is small.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.