Size jokes
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.