Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama so fat, she canβt even fit on the rainbow.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
I'M SHORTTT!
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. π
