Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Your mother is so fat, she doesnβt need...