Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.