Size jokes
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.