Size jokes

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.