Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.