Size jokes
Uranus is huge.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Memes
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Kyle's penis is small.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.