Size jokes
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Memes
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Kyle's penis is small.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.