You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why are orphans so lucky? Every crisp packet is family sized
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
