Size jokes
Uranus is huge.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.