Size jokes
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Uranus is huge.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Memes
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Kyle's penis is small.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.