Size jokes
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Uranus is huge.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
You dream in 4K.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."