Size

Size jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

Memes

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Raincoat

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.