Size jokes
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.