Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Like if you're short.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.