Size jokes
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.