Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.