Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.