Size jokes

Basketballs are bigger than end.

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.