Size jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Big

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.