Size jokes
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.