Size jokes

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Big

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.