Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your mom's so fat, she doesnβt need internet, sheβs already world wide.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Your mom is so fat, that burger.