Size jokes
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"