Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Big
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
