Size jokes
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat...
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.