Size jokes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.