Size jokes

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.