How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
