Size jokes

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.