Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Jacob has a small penis.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
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Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Big butt
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.