Size jokes

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.