Size jokes
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
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What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.