Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"