Size jokes
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Low quality
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're tiny!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.