Size jokes

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.