Size jokes

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

In the ashtray.

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

lol

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"