Size jokes

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Big

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.