Size jokes
Biggest balls?
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.