Size jokes

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.