Size jokes

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?

No ballroom.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?