Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Kyle's penis is small.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."