Size jokes

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.