Size jokes

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

What is smaller than my dick?

Nothing.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.