Size jokes
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.