Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.