Size jokes

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

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Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.