Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
