Size jokes
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.