Size

Size Jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Mama

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Bee

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Appearance

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Orphan

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.