Size jokes

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Orphans get family-sized chips for free.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.