Size jokes
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Mine never stops.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?