Size jokes

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!