Size jokes
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"