Size jokes

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.