Size jokes
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Big
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.