Size jokes
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!