Size jokes

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

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