Size jokes
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.