Size jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.