Size jokes
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.