Size jokes
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Memes
Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.