Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Kyle's penis is small.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!