Size jokes
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Kyle's penis is small.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.