Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Q:Why is it good being an orphan
A:Because the family sized bag is all theres
For any bag of chips its considered family size
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Jacob has a small penis
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
