Size jokes
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Kyle's penis is small.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!