Size jokes
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Memes
Unicorns
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.