Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Kyle's penis is small.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.