Size jokes
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Memes
Unicorns
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Kyle's penis is small.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.