Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Small People.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.