Size jokes
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!