Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
why do cows have big because they have big balls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
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What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
why cant the orphan eat doritos They where all family sized
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
Calculate my dick, virgins
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke.....
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