Size jokes
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Your dad has a huge PP.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
I ass big ass you :-)
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.