Size jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Fat moms.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.