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Size jokes

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

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  • A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

    Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.

    A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.

    First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.

    It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."

    He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.

    She walks away and says ok.

    The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"

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  • Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

    I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

    Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

    I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

    Turns out it was the fridge.

    My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

    Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.