Size jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....