Size jokes

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.