Size jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?

A puppy, you dirty monkey!

Biggest balls?

What's big and black?

My balls.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!