Big butt
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Small People.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke.....
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
My wiener's small.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
