Size jokes
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.