A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
