Size jokes
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.