Size jokes

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.