You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
