Size jokes
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.