Size jokes

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.