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A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
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Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
your hair line go so back your forehead got a six pack
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what do call six gay men going in a war rain bow six siege
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine
Six shila
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender
