Six

Six jokes

Soda

    • My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

    I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

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    • Six memes

    9/11

    • Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

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    • Hole

    • I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

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    • Seven

    • Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

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    • Teacher

    • Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

    War

    • Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

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    • Number

    • 8008135 is my favorite number.

    The worst ratio is 6:9.

    And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

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