what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
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Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
how is everyone? I just started school. SIX GREADE YEAH
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old...
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
