Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty six year olds
There’s twenty of them
Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
how is everyone? I just started school. SIX GREADE YEAH
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old...
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
why cant juice wlrd play call of duty zombies
because he cant handle all six perks
