Six jokes
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Memes
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Six shila.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Six one.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.