Six jokes
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Six one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.